Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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