Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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