escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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