so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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