actually, I'm a sock model
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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