Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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