Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
