do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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