White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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