She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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