Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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