im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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