Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It was like getting head from an anaconda
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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