What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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