I wish I only lived at night.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week