It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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