speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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