you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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