He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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