My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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