I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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