if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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