i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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