it wasn't lemon gatorade
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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