As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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