I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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