roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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