I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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