I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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