Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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