you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
