Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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