Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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