I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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