Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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