I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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