i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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