It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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