Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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