my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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