try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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