You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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