cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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