i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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