What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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