Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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