Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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