i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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