Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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