SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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