did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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