SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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