Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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