He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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