Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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