The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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