He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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