you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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