Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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